I'm talking about the kind that we affectionately refer to as:
- love handles
- back fat
- muffin top
- double chin
While this roll is not something I enjoy looking at in the mirror, it never bothered me too much until A.B. (After Births). Let's just say I had taken "roll symmetry" for granted.
Symmetrical roll=not pretty
Asymmetrical roll=downright UGLY
I have other asymmetrical rolls. I will spare you the details of those for today but what is up with that?
Anyway, I was laying in bed last night taking a quick inventory of all my rolls (everyone accounted for, unfortunately) when I felt something odd. It was kind of hard and protruding out just below my waist.
By George, It was a hip bone! Call in a team of archaeologists because this thing has been covered up for quite a while!!!
Well, I'm off to the the gym in hopes of unearthing some more long lost treasures of my body. I just wanted to share this "non-scale" victory.
What are yours today?