Oh, yes. I see you. Way down there.
Remember when you used to be up here? Yeah, those were the days. Although I seem to have taken you for granted. Your perkiness, your symmetry, your equality. I am so sorry I neglected to appreciate you back then.
Through the years I have put you through a lot. First of all, I am sorry for the wires and things that I use on and around you. I know you must feel restricted. Believe me, if I could have it any other way, I would.
I am also sorry for forcing you into the dairy industry a couple times. That had to be traumatic for you. I know it was for me.
Finally I am sorry for eating so much that I made you into something you were never intended to be. I made you get fat, too. You probably resent me for that. I can't blame you.
But now that we are all getting smaller again, I really wish that you would consider rising back up to your original position. I am hoping that gradually you will return to me. You are so very far, far away right now. You are almost unrecognizable. You are deflated.
Even though you must feel very drained, I ask you to set your emotions aside and pull yourself up out of the pits, literally. Return to the bouncy and bubbly girls you once were. Please!! Defy that evil thing we call gravity. Forgive me.
Oh--and if it's not too much to ask, do it together; evenly and at the same time.
Thanks, girls. I know that together we can make amends. I love you. Looking forward to sharing the same hemosphere again.
P.S.--Don't NOBODY tell me this can't happen. I believe in miracles!!! Even the medical kind ;)